The baby wants it...

The boys 'caught' me eating a donut AFTER breakfast/snack time.

Andrew: "Can I have one, too?"
Me: "No, you already had one."
Andrew: "Well, why do you get one then?"
Me: "The baby wants it."
Andrew: "Didn't the baby get some earlier?"

Shoot...I've been caught!


And, again...at the store, buying mom's special ice cream (B&J NY SuperFudge Chunk)

Andrew: "What's that for?"
Me: "It's for mom. The baby likes it."
Andrew: "Can I have some too?"
Me: "Nope, it's just mommy's"
Peter: "May you please share some with me?"
Me: "Nope, I don't even share this kind with Pop-pop!"
Andrew: "Why do you just not like to share?!"