Kids don't cook

Andrew's birthday was last week. Grandma called to wish him 'happy birthday' and in the course of the conversation asked him what special things he was going to do. He volunteered that he would get to have a 'special pineapple dinner' (i.e. - frozen Wanchai Ferry sweet & sour chicken) at home. Grandma asked if he would get to help cook it.

Andrew responded, in near disbelief, as if that was the most ridiculous thing he'd every heard, "No! I'm just a kid! I can't cook my own dinner!"